not a very swaggy blog



so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me


awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 


ma ehmunud, kalli ei ole

ma ehmunud, kalli ei ole